What Jacob Needs

On a fun and random note, I got this idea from the Jollyblogger who got it from Jared at Thinklings, who got it from Marla at Always Thirsty, who got it from Keer unplugged who apparently got it from PrincessRuby; I couldn't find the PrincessRuby entry on this so my citation chain ends there. Type "[your name] needs" (in quotes) into Google. For example, I typed "Jacob Needs". Then you quote what phrases are found. They're pretty funny and suprisingly accurate (don't read into that too much. Try it:

1. Jacob needs to be able to discern what deserves focus (like probably not making a blogpost like this one)
   
2. Jacob needs heart and a competitive edge
   
3. Jacob needs a program to be in for next year and maybe even the summer.
4. Jacob needs hand over hand assistance to eat and drink (no disagreement there)
   
5. Jacob needs a fight.
6. Jacob needs to find a way to fight the demons of his past so he can cross the river into the land that holds so much promise (Not sure what that means).
7. The last thing Jacob needs is to exchange girl trouble for woman trouble (I'm not sure what this means either but it's probably true)
   
8. Jacob needs a home
9. Jacob needs to go forward, to head toward the Promised land (Phil 3:14 [shrug]).
10. Jacob needs an adoptive family who can provide the stability and structure he needs while patiently meeting his emotional and developmental needs ().